Start As You Mean To Finish; Drunk and Honest

Dearest Readers,
I am drunk. as per.

This blog will not always be taken in good humour but should always be taken with a pinch of salt.
If casual talk of sex, blasphemy and other topics that bring a room to an awkward arrested silence are not of your humour then this is not reading of your preferred forte. I can recommend the Shop-o-lohic series and a multitude of Disc-world books, as they are bangn', but this is a wee bit darker; think black mirror... think youporn.


A lot has changed recently; (in order)
I've Graduated.
Become Unemployed
Realised I'm Unemployable
Started Internet dating
Acquired a fuckbuddy; got spanked, whipped and had anal
Lost a best friend; He didn't die or anything fear not.
He just came to the realisation that I cause him too much pain and he doesn't want to see me again.
but still tried to fuck me.


But its the first of January of a whole year.
and it may be terrible to say but it takes a weight of my shoulders.
No obligation looming in the future.

No, dear readers.
No more.


I'm free and want to be feckless and happy. I want to do what I've not done and more. I never had casual sex after a night out at University or a boyfriend, or chased a fox. or a bus?!
but.. i did do everything else, for example.. last week particially partook in toesex. mwhahahah

I want this blog to be a full and real account of my insane and wildy decandant life.

lots of love from your charming lush of a narrator; watch this space if you have sense.

Vixen xox

todays song;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3MDG6h6QgE

todays joke;
what did Cinderella say when the pharmacy lost her pictures?
'someday my prints will come'